When you're 95% done, you're half way there.

The man behind the curtain... pay no attention to me

Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. -- Lou Holtz

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The department where everyone counts!

The glass is always half full.

Never wait for a buffalo while on the ground.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by helping others to succeed - Napoleon Hill

Live and learn.

I’m going to collect the loonies and toonies and I’ll pick us up a double-double and some Timbits. Always a Canadian at heart

Truth is science fiction.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough. – Albert Einstein

If you control the code - you control the world

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. -- Abraham Lincoln

Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.